Despite this morning’s release of President Obama’s long-form birth certificate, there are still so-called “birthers” who are demanding even further proof that the President was indeed born in Hawaii. To appease these critics, and hopefully put this discussion to bed once and for all, the White House has just released the following items.
• Aloha-flower-print diaper (used)
• Polaroid of infant Obama perched precariously on rim of Kilauea volcano
• Gnaw marks on corner of Don Ho’s Big Book of Nursery Rhymes (1961 edition) an exact match with presidential dental records
• Really, really long-form birth certificate
• Super-8 footage of his brother Greg’s tiki-curse surfing accident
• Stool sample reminiscent of Pearl Harbor
• 3/4-empty container of Gerber poi-flavored baby food
• Jack Lord-autograph-model pacifier
• Creases on bronzed booties that clearly indicate rudimentary hula dancing
• “You want proof, Trump? I got yer proof RIGHT HERE.”
impressive Jack, how are you aware of the rim of Kilauea?
Hahahaha, that was great! Last one is my favorite.
Gary, it was in the news last month for spewing lava 80 ft in the air.
Thanks Caren!
Thanks so much, I completely missed this story. Have just been reading up on it; I like the radar image. http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/NASA_Airborne_Radar_Set_To_Image_Hawaiian_Volcano_999.html
Go tech! The humanities have been a wasteland for the last 40 years!