I will…
—get my 1991 Corolla reupholstered.
—buy the “special” sandwich next Wednesday at Fiore’s.
—hire a car service, go into Manhattan, get $15 haircut at Astor Place.
—tip Alberto the barber four dollars.
—take out a student loan and repay it the same day.
—I guess I need some new tube socks.
—watch the December 15 Rolling Stones concert on pay-per-view.
—name-brand luncheon meat from the A&P.
—What does that MLB TV package cost? $200 something? I’ll think about it.
—buy Giant Sand’s Tucson CD for $13.99 instead of waiting for a used copy.
—call up Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, tell them “No thanks, I’m good.” [Note to self: Find out if Who Wants To Be a Millionaire is still on the air.]
Who Wants to be a Millionaire is still on the air – recently a $100,000 question asked what type of an event a “rogaine” was, and the contestant got it wrong.
And surely you would pay $7 to have each one of your posts “sponsored”?
I’d buy you a new Corolla, Jack!
Ah, if only I’d been that person’s “phone a friend”!! And no way, I’m like Neil Young–sponsored by nobody!!
Jane, that is very, very sweet, but in this crazy town then I’d need garage parking and oy, the higher insurance….
My fave:
—tip Alberto the barber four dollars.
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