A public service/dating sort of thing. When someone nearby (note to self: add GPS capability) snidely says “Eat a sandwich” behind the back of a very thin woman, I could then show up and go get a sandwich with that woman.
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You left off the part about telling the idiot who said it to eat something less pleasant, but I guess that was implied.
D’you think a sandwich is what she’d be up for in that situation? Maybe you could offer her a club soda 😉
Or an idea for a Children’s book! Lessons on body image, lessons on inappropriate queue remarks, lessons on phantasmagorical appearances. Maybe after I die I will turn my pedantic wishes into a commodity.