Another goddamn mass shooting. And this is why we can’t have nice things. Well, forget it, guns are done, and if you think otherwise, shut the fuck up, your opinion is no longer valid.
“Wah, my Second Amendment rights.”
Stick the Second Amendment up your ass, you non-18th-century-militia-member shitbag.
“I’m protecting my family.”
So your 6-year-old can accidentally murder your 3-year-old? Isht don’t think so.
“I’m a hunter.”
You cro-magnon fuckbrains. Hunting is idiotic. You want food, go to the goddamn supermarket. Stop wandering around in the woods and read a fucking book once in a while.
“The only thing that can beat a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
MAYBE that’s a police officer (unless you’re an unarmed black man). But it certainly isn’t you, Shakiest Gun in the West. So put down the weapon, nice and slow, Vigilante Jones.
You really, truly need to shoot? Go play a video game, go squirt water in a clown’s mouth at the carnival, go stick your index finger out and say “pew pew pew pew.” Thou shalt not kill, motherfucker.
Well I would just say, unless you are vegetarian, you can’t summarily condemn hunting. And in some cases it does reduce animal overpopulation.
Other than that, yeah, right on brother!
I Fucking Love You Jack Silbert.