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Rejected Lipstick Colors

• “Still Infected” • “Moonlight in Saginaw” • “ISIS Ice” • “Forbidden Biden” • “Under-Table Bubblegum” • “Room-Temperature Pink” • “Excessive Chapstick” • “Redd Foxx Foxy Red” • “Very Berry Botox” • “Manischewitz Chartreuse”