satire
Rejected Lipstick Colors
• “Still Infected” • “Moonlight in Saginaw” • “ISIS Ice” • “Forbidden Biden” • “Under-Table Bubblegum” • “Room-Temperature Pink” • “Excessive Chapstick” • “Redd Foxx Foxy Red” • “Very Berry Botox” • “Manischewitz Chartreuse”
New Year’s Resolutions 2015
1. Since I do have an entire year, maybe don’t wait until 11 minutes before posting this to write hilarious list of new year’s resolutions. 2. Try to figure out why touring companies of Broadway shows never, ever seem to schedule performances in New York City. Totally unfair! 3. You will never believe the SHOCKING […]
Predicting John Sterling’s Home-Run Call for Didi Gregorius
Last week, the Yankees completed a three-team trade that landed them Didi Gregorius, a 25-year-old shortstop from the Arizona Diamondbacks. Though not yet an outstanding offensive player, he shows a very strong glove and arm, and seems to have a lot of potential. Fans wonder if he will be an effective replacement for Derek Jeter […]
The Surprising Technology in Bill Gates’ Mansion
This morning on the Yahoo!, there was yet another of those click-bait headlines that I refuse to read. Instead, here are my guesses on the “surprising technology in Bill Gates’ mansion.” 1. Telephone humorously shaped like Mickey Mouse. 2. Remote control for his remote control, because we’re always losing those things, am I right?? 3. […]
Twitter, Breakfast, and the Crumbling of Society
Walking back from Jersey City the other night, a sign posted in the Burger King window caught my eye. I snapped a photo and posted it on Instagram and Facebook with the caption “America: We Give Up!” People “liked” it, we made some jokes, and life carried on. Or… did it? You see, last […]
Harry Potter Fan Fiction: Installment 1
It was the day after leaving Hogwarts and Harry had to take a deep breath. Whew! The things he had seen. The people he’d met. (And not all of them people, mind you!) He’d had it quite up to here with the “epic battle between the forces of good and evil,” thank you very much, […]
Where Future Seasons of ‘Community’ Will Air
In a surprise move, it was announced that the television sitcom Community will return for a sixth season, on Yahoo, after five years on NBC. Embracing this era of non-traditional content delivery, the show’s producers have also revealed broadcast plans for future seasons of the program. • Season seven: broadcast in the reflection on the […]
Parades de Blasio WILL March In
by Ron Barrett and Jack Silbert Just a little St. Patrick’s Day gift that we quickly threw together for the fine people of New York City. Sláinte!
Jack Silbert, curator