My friend said he was attending a production of Hamlet at the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
TAYLOR HAMLET
by Billy Shakes
• Dis ting, ovuh awl udduh tings: Be true t’ yuh’self. Capiche?
• Lenduh? Borrowuh? F-ck dat, chief.
• Frail? Wutt uh you, a woman?
• Sumpin’ is rotten in duh Meadowlands—and it ain’t Jimmy Hoffa.
• Be, doughn’ be—stop axin’ so f-ckin’ many questions.
• Go live wit some nuns, you hooo-uh.
• Awright, TOO MUCH. Quit yer gripin’, lady.
• Ohhhhh!! Yorick! I knew dat guy! F-ckin’ A!
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern? Thuh bagel-eatuhs got whacked.
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