At the vending machine on my floor at work today, I noticed a new variety of the KitKat brand of crisp wafers. KitKat Extra Crispy claims to have “Twice the Crisp!”
Now, hold the phone, mister. Them’s fightin’ words. For I seem to recall a certain breakfast cereal with a very similar motto:
With both making equal claims to double crispiness, I fear this could quickly escalate into something ugly.
Where have you gone, Snap, Crackle, and Pop? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
What are the units of crispiness (or is it crispness)?