14 responses to “New Year’s Resolutions 2012”

  1. carlithis

    you are smart and funny.

  2. Maggie Hames

    Love the first three in reverse order; and number 14. Happy new year, Jack! 2012 is your year. I think I’ll see you on Live with Kelly And _______ before the year is out.

  3. Kate

    “8. Work with Mayans to assure end of world is post-Olympics but pre-election” – I really would rather the end of the world was also pre-Olympics if that can be arranged.

  4. Matt Wengraitis

    When I told my wife #8 she thought I said it was a Mime Apocalypse, not a Mayan Apocalypse, which is scarier in its own way. If there is one, we’re going to act surprised and yell, “Paprika!”

  5. Jon Whitney

    Hey Jack,
    I just stumbled across your website (from Facebook I do believe). Truly enjoyable; you’re an excellent writer.
    Happy New Year!

  6. jennyphresh

    Love ’em. #14 in particular made my heart glad. Happy New Year!

  7. Caren

    Paprika!!! That was great!
    12, 21, & 22 were my faves.
    Hope you have a fulfilling 2012 full of love & laughs.

  8. Caren

    Heh heh! Thanks! I don’t remember what my secret project is (oh, maybe it’s the essay I sent you?) but yes, I’ll need luck for my no-longer-secret project, which will soon keep my hands very full (of poop!!!)

    I loved #13, too. Anything about doggies is a winner.

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