December 2012

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New Year’s Resolutions 2013

1. Geeeeeet my eeeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeey fixeeeeeeeeeeeeed. 2. Apprendre à parler français. 3. Really take the bull by the horns (only if I somehow become a matador or rodeo clown). 4. Stockpile untaken wooden nickels; purchase a wooden certificate of deposit. 5. Resolution No. 5 is brought to you by Chanel No. 5, the perfect fragrance […]

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