Today, NASA announced the discovery of Kepler 452b, a planet 1,400 light-years away, which orbits a Sun-like star in 385 days. Kepler 452b is very similar to Earth in many regards, except for the following….
• Nobody there says “crushing it.”
• Orange juice is blue.
• Pin the Tail on the Donkey is an Olympic sport.
• Jay-Z only has 98 problems.
• Earth Day is called Kepler 452b Day.
• Bendy straws make a little accordion noise when bent.
• On December 26, somebody always says, “Only 384 shopping days till Christmas.”
• Every once in a while, someone there refuses to give up on their dreams but then never actually accomplishes those dreams.
• U.S. Surgeon General Kevin Federline
• The Boston Red Sox are in second-to-last place.
“Bendy straws make a little accordion noise when bent” worth the price of admission.
Brought an otherworldly smile to this earthling.
Jack, a year ago July you wrote a bunch about Karl Hendriks and his oral cancer. Any follow up on that story?