1. Stop meddling in friends’ lives, focus on medaling in the Winter Olympics.
2. Create a set of lower-case numbers.
3. Start letter-writing campaign for a Grey Poupon Groupon.
4. Add a plus after my name.
• Resolutions 5 and 6 unavailable due to covid protocols.
7. Realize that my nervousness about not getting felt up by the ex-New York governor was only Andrew FOMO.
8. Build a giant foam O.
9. Set up monthly recurring option to reduce the balance on my car, which for those of you not “up” on tech terms are known as auto auto payments.
10. Launch my one-man show, Hal Holbrook Tonight!
11. Publish my academic paper “Why Texans Don’t Know the Middle of the Alphabet: Remember the LMO”
12. Fly into space with Scrooge McDuck.
• My resolutions for 2021
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• My resolutions for 2012
being underrated is overrated
Jack Silbert, curator