Thank you and welcome! That was a fun show, huh? I especially liked the part when that guy said that funny thing about that thing that happened.
It is really nice of you to visit. Please, make yourself at home and stay a while. If the technology allowed it, I would offer you a refreshing beverage. But I will happily reciprocate by going to your page if you tell me what it is.
If you want to join my half-hearted Facebook campaign to replace Regis Philbin, you could click here and then “Like” that page.
If you’re in the NYC area and are free next Tuesday night and you enjoy events that don’t cost money and you wouldn’t mind hearing me read an essay but really you’re there for the burlesque lady, click here for information.
If music is more your thing and Williamsburg is a place you’re prone to hang out and you like clicking “Join” on several-weeks-away Facebook events, here’s one at which I’ll be the emcee.
If you’d like to speak to an operator, please hold on; someone will be with you shortly.
Jack Silbert for PRESIDENT! You rule the airwaves and the seas and the little monkeys in the trees!
Them flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz were the only monkeys I’ve ever disliked.