80s movies
Separated at Birth XX
The cover of Titus Andronicus’s upcoming album and the poster image from Tom Cruise’s most successful film of 1983
I Was Willing To Give Mel Gibson Another Chance
Really, I was. Sure, there had been the anti-semitism and sexism, the homophobia, The Passion of the Christ, that Apocalypto piece of crap, and that crazy beard. I haven’t seen a Mel Gibson movie since Signs in 2002, and I only remember that it was awful, and there were glasses of water all over the […]
Mini-Series Title Math
The Last Temptation of Christ + The Last Emperor ____________________ ?
Who Are You, Third Guy on the Pineapple Express Poster?
You’re not Seth Rogen. You’re not James Franco. You’re not Jason Statham, I know that. So, who are you? Oh, it’s a rhetorical question. I could go to the official website and learn your identity. I could read the credits on the poster and see three additional names and figure it out by process of […]
I’ll Donate $25 to the Catholic Church
…if Benedict XVI heads down to Bleecker Street on Sunday and proclaims, “Now I’M the Pope of Greenwich Village, beyotch.”
Jack Silbert, curator