1) Even though I’ve been single for a while, I’m kind of hoping I don’t have a girlfriend in the spring so I don’t have to see the Sex and the City movie.
2) If you can judge a man by the CVS Pharmacy ExtraCare coupons that are printed at the bottom of his receipt, then I’m a guy who shaves, and is really into over-the-counter painkillers.
Jack Silbert, curator