This morning on the Yahoo!, there was yet another of those click-bait headlines that I refuse to read. Instead, here are my guesses on the “surprising technology in Bill Gates’ mansion.”
1. Telephone humorously shaped like Mickey Mouse.
2. Remote control for his remote control, because we’re always losing those things, am I right??
3. Oven mitts with little Velcro patches so they stay together when not being used.
4. Time machine only able to travel back to moment when some random guy called him “Gatesy.”
5. Beer-can helmet with Windows 89 sticker on it.
6. Combo DVR/VCR/death ray.
7. Toaster that spreads butter on the bread except the butter immediately burns up.
8. Lenticular photo of Steve Jobs stepping in dog shit.
9. Sony Walkman with secret compartment to hold million-dollar bill.
10. The Clapper.
Jack Silbert, curator