Aquarium Playlist, 2/5/19

EPISODE #318: ASK JACK, INSTALLMENT 12

The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]

Question from Rich:
Hush puppies or conch fritters?
Post-answer song:
Herman’s Hermits — “There’s a Kind of Hush”

Question from Audrey:
I started getting my hair cut at a new place a few months ago. The guy at the front desk who makes the appointments, takes the payment, etc, is very friendly and we always chat, but I never asked his name. I’ve been there 4 times now and I don’t know his name. How do I ask what his name is the next time I’m there without it seeming awkward, since I’ve been there so many times already?
Post-answer song:
Morrissey — “Hairdresser on Fire”

Question from Michael:
Do you know where I left my iPod?
Post-answer song:
Neko Case — “Where Did I Leave That Fire”

Question from Lisa:
What do you do when you walk into the office one day, say hi to the work husband, and discover to your shock and dismay that the honeymoon is over (and a work divorce is not possible)?
Post-answer song:
Radiator Hospital — “Honeymoon Phase”

Question from Jim:
How can I get more people to listen to my podcast?
Post-answer song:
The Merry-Go-Round — “Listen, Listen”

Question from Maggie:
?I have a question about airplane etiquette. When the plane lands and people jump up and grab their things quickly, is it fair to block the aisle and allow everyone seated in front of them to get off the plane first, or should they be permitted to get off the plane first since they’ve been standing the longest?
Post-answer song:
James Brown — “Get Up Offa That Thing”

Question from James:
Why is there no “mouse flavored” cat food?
Post-answer song:
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion — “Flavor”

Question from Kate:
I am in the supermarket, idling around the onions. I see an acquaintance, or someone from work with whom I would normally exchange pleasantries and move on. We do indeed exchange a few words and go our separate ways, in opposite directions. However, in the next aisle we are coming towards each other again. I know from our speed and direction that we will continue to cross over in each subsequent aisle. What shall I do?
Post-answer song:
The Clash — “Lost in a Supermarket”

Question from Todd:
Should Hawaiian pizza be banned?
Post-answer song:
Bouncing Souls — “The Pizza Song”

Question from Allison:
Does it all really tie together?
Post-answer song:
Julian Cope — “An Elegant Chaos”