jokes
Meanwhile, at the Deity Meet-and-Greet…
VISHNU: Can we have pie in the backyard? JESUS: Yes. Allah mowed.
Joke I Would’ve Submitted Today Were I on the Letterman Staff
“In Anaheim, Mayor Curt Pringle announced that the city is dropping its legal challenges to the name of the Angels baseball team. However, the mayor said he would not be dropping legal challenges against his parents for giving him the name Curt Pringle.”
Airport Security Blows
I only fly a few times a year. So a recent visit to Newark Airport was my first encounter with the Smiths Detection Sentinel II. In Googling the machine later, I learned that it is able to analyze microscopic particles off of people for traces of explosives or narcotics. At the time, though, all I […]
"Yo’ Mama" Joke I Wrote Today, End of Sixth Inning, Yankee Stadium
“Your mama is so skinny, when she does the YMCA dance, it’s in cursive.”
Jack Silbert, curator