3 responses to “Happy Fake St. Patrick’s Day”

  1. Davidsfr

    I know what you are experiencing old boy, that “craving of open spaces” that invariable comes with age. C’mon! Who ya kidding? Time to stop trying to be hip and move to the extreme burbs, get the house, the yard, the big electric blower, the net game set, then you don’t have to worry about such debauchery.

  2. Richie Dobbs

    Oh my God, Jack! I’ve never heard fake St Patrick’s Day described so well… So, so funny! I’ve tried to describe this awful hell to friends in the past, and you have nailed it. I’ve always thought the day after fake St Patrick!s Day was the once-a-year opportunity to bring back the stock and pillory – staged by City Hall on a raised platform, displaying all the public urinators and yes, defecators (making up words here). Thanks for the hearty laugh… stay inside. On The Waterfront is on TMC now.

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