“President” Donald Trump replaced the Kennedy Center’s board of trustees with braindead loyalists, who immediately installed him as the once great organization’s chairman. Soon after, the Kennedy Center announced the slate of 2025 recipients for its Honors.
• Kid Rock
• Scott Baio
• Arnold Palmer’s schlong
• Hannibal Lecter
• The Hamburglar
• Kyle Rittenhouse
• Snidely Whiplash
• Morganna the Kissing Bandit
• Bernhard Goetz
• A plastic straw in a glass of motor oil
You forgot – Ted Nugent, Hulk Hogan, Jon Voight and that lady of ladies, Roseanne Barr.