Donald Trump
2025 Kennedy Center Honors
“President” Donald Trump replaced the Kennedy Center’s board of trustees with braindead loyalists, who immediately installed him as the once great organization’s chairman. Soon after, the Kennedy Center announced the slate of 2025 recipients for its Honors. • Kid Rock • Scott Baio • Arnold Palmer’s schlong • Hannibal Lecter • The Hamburglar • Kyle […]
Additional Goals of Project 2025
Hard-line conservatives, including many former Trump administration lackeys, have cobbled together a 900-page manic manifesto called Project 2025. That’s 144 pages longer than Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. The organization behind the curtain of this dogmatic document is the “Heritage Foundation,” which is like the John Birch Society and the Klan, but […]
Other Important Dates on the QAnon Calendar
The U.S. House of Representatives canceled their session today, fearing further violence because of yet another QAnon conspiracy. This one claimed that disgraced former president Donald Trump would somehow be inaugurated on March 4, 2021. The intrepid research staff at Salt in Wound HQ have uncovered additional dates that these far-right nutjobbers are eagerly anticipating. […]
Aquarium Playlist, 11/3/20
EPISODE #407: ELECTION DAY 2020The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]David Johansen — “Sinking Ship”Public Enemy — “State of the Union (STFU)”Karyn Kuhl Band — “It’s Over”The Magnetic Fields — “The Day the Politicians Died”Robyn Hitchcock — “The President” [2020 version]50ft Furies — “Goodbye Patriarchy”Top Nachos — “Canada”Howard Ivans — “Trump Is a Punk (And I […]
Guest Post: Who Art Thou, Whistleblower?
My case for outing the whistle-blower. Despite the fact that all of the relevant parts of the whistle-blower’s complaint have been corroborated by other witnesses (or by the president himself), it is still vitally important that we know the identity of the whistle-blower that raised concerns about the July 25th phone call between President Trump […]
Aquarium Playlist, 11/6/18
EPISODE #305: 2018 MIDTERMS The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME] The Replacements — “Election Day” Leonard Cohen — “Democracy” The Human Hearts — “Flag Pin” Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks — “Senator” Trøn & DVD — “The New Wave” Sleater-Kinney — “A New Wave” Against Me! — “New Wave” Papercuts — “White Are the Waves” […]
Movie Review: Fahrenheit 11/9
4.5 stars out of 5 Everyone except your most alt-right friends regards Donald Trump as a dangerous idiot, but Michael Moore is not here to preach to the choir. In answering his central question — “How the fuck did this happen?” — he pulls no punches while indicting Bill Clinton, the New York Times, the […]
My Internet Radio Playlist, 12/17/13
EPISODE #107: HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2013 The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME] Regis Philbin featuring Donald Trump — “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” The Explorers Club — “Christmas Must Be Tonight” Orange Juice — “Holiday Hymn” Clyde McPhatter — “White Christmas” The Orange Peels — “Grey Holiday” Elizabeth Chan — “Fa La La” Allo Darlin’ — “Space […]
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