satire
"Yo’ Mama" Joke I Wrote Today, End of Sixth Inning, Yankee Stadium
“Your mama is so skinny, when she does the YMCA dance, it’s in cursive.”
I’ll Donate $25 to the Catholic Church
…if Benedict XVI heads down to Bleecker Street on Sunday and proclaims, “Now I’M the Pope of Greenwich Village, beyotch.”
Joke for Indie-Rock Geeks Only
Oh sure, as soon as Grant McLennan drops dead, Robert Forster has to totally sell out.
If I Knew How To Use PhotoShop
…then, what I’d do is, I’d put Eliot Spitzer’s head over Matt Dillon’s, and Silda’s over Kate Hudson’s, and Alexandra “Kristen” Dupre’s over Owen Wilson’s. Alas, I don’t know how to use PhotoShop. Oh well.
Not To Be Confused With Splenda® Brand Sweetener
5,000 years in 11 days? This sort of hyper-efficiency is exactly why China is overtaking us as a global superpower. If only Richard Thompson had more stamina….
Jack Silbert, curator