satire
Dashed-Off Comedy in Response to Actual News Item
Disney has acquired pic rights to a new rendition of ‘The Diary of Anne Frank,’ to be written and helmed by David Mamet. ANNE: The fuck.MARGOT: This thing we got here, this—ANNE: Fucking fuck.MARGOT: It’s not like we—we couldn’t.MUMMY: Shut it. Enough.ANNE: You miserable piece of—PETER: Who knows what might be. Life is—MUMMY: Goddamn enough.ANNE: […]
The Crimes of Cammarano
In a rare moment of justice, Hoboken’s disgraced yuppie-asshole thug-wannabe child-mayor Peter Cammarano resigned in shame on Friday, a week after being arrested in the massive federal corruption investigation. Despite couldn’t-be-more-damning transcripts of his transgressions, Petey had denied any wrongdoing and vowed to stay in office. That is, until additional indiscretions came to light. In […]
Not That I’m a Conspiracy Theorist or Anything…
But come on—that old salt from Gorton’s sitting directly across from the salty little Morton miss, forming a perfect isosceles triangle with that Planters’ nut-job? Something vaguely Last Supper-ish about it, if you ask me. Oh, and they’re all having a great laugh at my expense! Well, we’ll just see who laughs last, advertising mascots. […]
Idea for a Short Story
A guy is lovesick. He is thinking about this woman all the time and his stomach hurts and he feels all weird inside. Sometimes it’s so acute he feels like he might vomit at any second. Then he drops dead because, you see, the symptoms had nothing to do with the girl or his emotions. […]
Mini-Series Title Math
The Last Temptation of Christ + The Last Emperor ____________________ ?
Joke I Would’ve Submitted Today Were I on the Letterman Staff
“In Anaheim, Mayor Curt Pringle announced that the city is dropping its legal challenges to the name of the Angels baseball team. However, the mayor said he would not be dropping legal challenges against his parents for giving him the name Curt Pringle.”
Oh, Those Connor Girls!
I’ll admit it: For the past five years, I have been obsessed with social networking. First it was Friendster, and then MySpace, and now Facebook. And somewhere along the way, through overseas friends, I’ve signed up for hi5 and Bebo. Some of these sites have been infiltrated with fictional women, perhaps connected to porn websites […]
Jack Silbert, curator