Johnny Depp
Movie Review: Murder on the Orient Express
3 stars out of 5 Mystery confessions: I never read an Agatha Christie novel, or watched a movie or TV adaptation. Same for Sherlock Holmes. Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever played Clue. Still, I’m kinda drawn to this stuff. And when I saw a trailer with Johnny Depp and a bunch of other famous […]
Movie Review: Black Mass
3.5 stars out of 5 My man Depp in a true-life organized crime story? There was no way I was going to miss this. I knew very little of the life of James “Whitey” Bulger and had only mentioned him once before on this website. So I was looking forward to learning a thing or […]
Movie Review: Transcendence
1 star out of 5 Director Wally Pfister pfists the moviegoing public with this boring, incomprehensible piece of garbage. I knew there was trouble in the opening seconds when, in a movie with Morgan Freeman in the cast, somebody else was doing voiceover narration. (Don’t worry, don’t worry, about a half hour in, ol’ Morgan […]
Movie Review: Dark Shadows
3.5 stars out of 5 I have vague recollections of Dark Shadows reruns on TV. However, in my head I’m confusing it a bit with horror-host Zacherley. Anyway, I had very little idea what to expect when I saw the new film adaptation. But I knew I would see it, and see it in the […]
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