EPISODE #677: ROBOTS II
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Stereolab — “Robot Riot”
Freedy Johnston — “Madeline’s Eye”
The Buggles — “I Love You (Miss Robot)”
Magnetic Fields — “The Little Robot Girl”
Heather Cook — “Robot Prom”
Dentist — “Robot”
Dennis Young — “Radical Robots”
Flaming Lips — “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1”
They Might Be Giants — “Unctuous Robot”
Devo — “Mechanical Man” [Booji Boy version]
Hoodie Allen — “You Are Not a Robot”
The Saints — “International Robots”
Bern & the Brights — “Thieves, Creeps, and Automatons”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/20/26
Aquarium Playlist, 1/13/26
EPISODE #676: NRBQanon
Theme chosen by 2025 contest winner… Max Rosenthal!
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Portastatic — “Guessing”
Skateboard Kyle — “Max”
NRBQ — “Still in School”
Bouncing Souls — “The Pizza Song”
The Smiths — “Suffer Little Children”
Against Me! — “Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners”
NRBQ — “Crazy Like a Fox”
White Rabbits — “When We Go Dancing”
Hillary and the Democrats — “I Want an Alien for Christmas”
Jewish Racing Team — “Take Me Like I Am”
NRBQ — “You Can’t Hide”
Leonard Cohen — “The Great Event”
Left Banke — “There’s Gonna Be a Storm”
Torres — “Keep the Devil Out”
Yo La Tengo — “Magnet”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
My Highly Subjective List of the Best Films of 2025
Call me optimistic, call me someone who makes claims based on anecdotal evidence, “Call me… irresponsible…,” but I feel like maybe, maybe people are starting to go to movie theaters a little more? Like, I’ve been at crowded screenings recently that in the past few years would’ve just been me and my medium popcorn.
Here are the best new theatrical releases that I saw last year. Annual caveats: I didn’t see everything I wanted to see, and you and I might like different movies and we’re both right.
10) 28 Years Later This sequel to 28 Days Later was only 23 years later, but reunited director Danny Boyle and writer Alex Garland (whose Warfare appears elsewhere on this list). Of course we get lots of zombie action and scares, plus some laughs. But the movie also has emotional heft thanks to a strong performance from 12-year-old newcomer Alfie Williams and a bizarre-looking Ralph Fiennes.
9) The Phoenician Scheme Classic Wes Anderson in the form of a road picture/antihero’s quest. It’s a satire of oligarchs and theocracy, tackling redemption and forgiveness, and the meaning of family, all blended up in an old-fashioned screwball comedy. Plus appearances by every star who’s ever been in a Wes Anderson movie.
8) Bugonia Director Yorgos Lanthimos returns with a satire of both corporate America and of conspiracy culture, with his 2024 Kinds of Kindness dream team intact: Emma Stone note-perfect as a cold-blooded but always smiling CEO who always knows what to say, and Jesse Plemons nearly matching her as an aluminum-foil-on-the-windows The Truth Is Out There type. It’s fun, funny, keeps you guessing, and Lanthimos totally sticks the landing.
7) Sinners Writer/director Ryan Coogler pulls out all the stops in this super entertaining (and yes, eventually pretty violent) horror flick that is a whole lot more! Perhaps he was inspired working again with his muse Michael B. Jordan, who plays twin brothers who open a juke joint in the old-timey south. We’re dealing with religion vs. sin, city vs. country, and a head-on battle with racism and discrimination. Oh and SUPERNATURAL BEINGS. And music sweet music. There is a performance by breakout cast member Miles Caton that is absolutely hypnotic, placing the blues securely in its place in the history — past, present, and future — of black music.
6) Frankenstein Like some sort of mad doctor, the amazing Guillermo del Toro stitches together Mary Shelley’s classic novel with bits of the 1931 Hollywood classic film and some of his very own ingenuity to create this highly satisfying movie! Oscar Isaac is excellent, taking Dr. Victor Frankenstein from driven to obsessed to a God complex to madness and desperation. And rising star Jacob Elordi is perfectly cast as The Creature: a beautiful face that uncannily looks a bit like Boris Karloff’s Monster.
5) Sorry, Baby How great to have a fresh, smart, funny voice in Eva Victor, who also stars in her debut feature as writer and director. The tragic story could’ve been maudlin in less-skilled hands, but Victor gently shows us how awful events change us but that we can also slowly carry on, navigating through idiocy and occasional sweetness.
4) The Secret Agent Writer/director Kleber Mendonça Filho crafts a thinking person’s thriller based in the real-life military dictatorship and government corruption of 1977 Brazil. Wagner Moura is excellent as the latest resident in a community of political refugees. The director includes a few Lynchian touches which for me is value added!
3) Warfare My boy Alex Garland (Civil War, Annihilation, Ex Machina) co-wrote and co-directed this no-nonsense, stellar piece of filmmaking: 95 tight minutes, showing a harrowing incident that took place in 2006 during the Iraq War, in real time, based solely on the recollections of the Navy SEAL participants. I was really impressed with the portrayal of soldiers relying on their training, chain of command, standard procedures (and necessary improvisation), and care for each other when the shit goes down.
2) Marty Supreme Sometimes at the movies you just want to be entertained, and Marty Supreme was a non-stop blast. It felt like After Hours set in the world of 1950s table tennis and with a willing protagonist. With a different lead actor, scheming Marty might’ve been insufferable, but Timothée Chalamet puts this film on his back and absolutely carries it from start to finish.
1) Sentimental Value The writers, director, and star of 2021’s The Worst Person in the World return with an even better film, exploring the late stages in a nuclear family’s history with great emotional depth. As in Jay Kelly (see Honorable Mentions), this explores how professional ambition can damage personal relationships, and does it with more nuance. No other movie this year affected me as deeply.
Honorable mentions: One Battle After Another, Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere, Blue Moon, Jay Kelly, The Long Walk, Weapons, The Naked Gun, Honey Don’t!
Worst movie: The Running Man
New releases I saw in a theater this year: 44 (including the superb 2024 international film The Seed of the Sacred Fig and the very good but not widely released till 2025 The Room Next Door)
My best-of lists from: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019,2018, 2017/16, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
You can check out all my movie reviews by clicking here.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/6/26
EPISODE #675: ORIGINAL VERSIONS
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
The Feelies — “Original Love”
The Clique — “Superman”
Bessie Banks — “Go Now”
Tom Waits — “Jersey Girl”
Bruce Springsteen — “Blinded by the Light”
Love Positions — “Into Your Arms”
James Ray — “Got My Mind Set on You” [pts. 1 & 2]
Dolly Parton — “I Will Always Love You”
Hello — “New York Groove”
The Nerves — “Hanging on the Telephone”
Fleetwood Mac — “Black Magic Woman”
Gloria Jones — “Tainted Love”
Bob Dylan — “All Along the Watchtower”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Movie Review: Is This Thing On?
3.5 stars out of 5
Alec Baldwin said it was the best movie of the year, and this was a slow New Year’s Day, so I found myself in a surprisingly crowded theater for Is This Thing On? Well, maybe Baldwin needs to see a few more films, but it was a decent, “grown-up” way to spend a couple of hours.
I guess the ideal audience for this movie is upper-middle-class divorced people with kids, just trying their best to make it through this crazy world. In other words, 90% of Hollywood. Director/co-writer/co-star Bradley Cooper is a divorced dude with a kid, same with co-writer/co-star WIll Arnett, and co-star Laura Dern is a divorced mom with kids. (Oh, Alec Baldwin? Divorced; kid.) So they were inspired by the true-life story of a British guy, separated from his wife, who took a stab at stand-up comedy.
Arnett (financial guy who we never once see at work) and Dern (retired Olympic volleyball player) are headed in different directions after 20 years of marriage and two sons, 10 and 11 years old. There’s still a lot of love around so it’s tough. The upper-middle-class thing is key (which I would’ve liked the script to acknowledge), because we see both partners grappling with the emotional and psychological aspects of separation, but the monetary issues, which can cripple so many, don’t come into play here. Oh, Will has to move out? No problem, he’ll just get a nice apartment in the city.
Arnett, who we learn was “always a funny guy,” stumbles into stand-up. Sharing tales from his own life, he finds it cathartic, and he improves as he goes. We get to once again (as we did in Louie, and Crashing, etc.) explore the world of New York City comedy clubs, and the camaraderie found there. (Hey, there’s Dave Atell, and Chloe Radcliffe.) Maybe Laura Dern can plug back into her passions too, though that kind of gets short shrift here.
The movie feels like we’re hanging out with friends. I can certainly see myself separated from Laura Dern. Arnett is very good; really captures the distracted look of one suffering from trauma. I see him either getting a surprise best actor nomination, or else a couple of articles mentioning he was snubbed. Cooper is a bearded stoned buddy, good for a laugh or honest talk. (The movie is pretty talky.) Amy Sedaris feels right as the Comedy Cellar manager. Sean Hayes is another buddy, and I’m sure they’re having good fun on Smartless, Jason Bateman all mock-hurt, “What, there wasn’t a role for me, pal?” I didn’t recognize Ciaran Hinds or Christine Ebersole as Will’s parents but they turn in nice small parts. There’s one bit of stunt casting that was initially jarring but worked out fine. And in product placement news, BUY A VOLKSWAGEN.
Is this thing on streaming? Not yet, but that’ll be a fine place to watch it.
Pandemic Cinema, Year 6
A chronological list of non-current or non-theatrical movies (feature length and short films) that I watched at home during the continuing COVID-19 crisis in 2025. The great majority of them were new to me.
Gaslight a.k.a. Angel Street (1940)
Lousy Carter (2023)
Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Homesteader Droopy (1954)
Cops Is Always Right (1938)
Juror #2 (2024)
Wolfs (2024)
The Hound and the Rabbit (1937)
Customers Wanted (1939)
Black Gravel (1961)
Blackmail (1929)
Trouble in Paradise (1932)
The Life of the Party (1920)
Design for Living (1933)
Rifkin’s Festival (2020)
Act of Violence (1948)
McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)
Murder! (1930)
Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary (2024)
Young and Innocent (1937)
Hearts of the West (1975)
The Peachy Cobbler (1950)
Ghosks Is the Bunk (1939)
Hello How Am I (1939)
First Reformed (2017)
This Land Is Mine (1943)
Leap Year (1924)
Love (1919)
Foreign Correspondent (1940)
Rumble Fish (1983)
Sugarland Express (1974)
The Thief Who Came to Dinner (1973)
Scanners (1981)
The Alley Cat (1941)
The Swimmer (1968)
Fightin Pals (1940)
Doing Impossikible Stunts (1940)
Summer of ‘42 (1971)
Bear Raid Warden (1944)
Popeye Meets William Tell (1940)
Cold Turkey (1971)
Casque d’Or (1952)
Marooned (1969)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
My Pop, My Pop (1940)
The Bear and the Hare (1948)
Poopdeck Pappy (1940)
Eraserhead (1977)
Popeye Presents Eugene, the Jeep (1940)
Problem Pappy (1941)
Intruder in the Dust (1949)
Two on a Guillotine (1965)
Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
The Bride Wore Black (1968)
Annabelle (2014)
$ (1971)
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (1961)
Olive’s Sweep$take Ticket (1941)
Smiles of a Summer Night (1955)
F for Fake (1973)
Thank God It’s Friday (1978)
Alone in the Dark (1982)
Alice in the Cities (1974)
Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)
John Candy: I Like Me (2025)
The Omega Man (1971)
The Hand (1981)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
The Fury (1978)
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)
Blind Spot (1947)
Return to Mount Kennedy (2019)
High and Low (1963)
Pandemic Cinema, year 1
Pandemic Cinema, year 2
Pandemic Cinema, year 3
Pandemic Cinema, year 4
Pandemic Cinema, year 5
New Year’s Resolutions 2026
1. Print up Mayor Zohran Mamdani t-shirts with slogan “Yo other cities: Who’s your Momdaddy?”
2. At self checkout, check myself out, ask if I come here often.
3. Do not rest until the Milano is the official cookie of the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics.
4. Really put in some elbow grease to make a difference in my community; failing that, grease palms of local bigwigs.
5. Buy a house in the country. Which of the 195 countries? I don’t know, man, I got a year to decide.
6.
7. SIX SEVEN!!!
8. Convince ChatGPT to kill itself.
9. Boogie oogie oogie till I just can’t boogie no more; leave a few oogie oogies in the tank.
10. Work as makeup consultant for Erika Kirk during her complete transition into Tammy Faye Bakker.
11. Never forget that the midterms are in 307 days and counting. And counting on everyone I know to vote blue.
• My resolutions for 2025
• My resolutions for 2024
• My resolutions for 2023
• My resolutions for 2022
• My resolutions for 2021
• My resolutions for 2020
• My resolutions for 2019
• My resolutions for 2018
• My resolutions for 2017
• My resolutions for 2016
• My resolutions for 2015
• My resolutions for 2014
• My resolutions for 2013
• My resolutions for 2012
Movie Review: The Housemaid
3 stars out of 5
Paul Feig created Freaks and Geeks, one of the greatest TV series of all time. And yet, in his cinematic career, he doesn’t really seem to be swinging for the fences. If I were to cynically sum up his IMDb credits, I’d guess Feig has found a reliable paycheck helming movies that pander to a primarily female audience.
Admittedly, it was not Paul Feig’s name that first drew my attention to The Housemaid. It was the name Sydney Sweeney. I am a fan of Ms. Sweeney much like I was a fan of the recently-late nonagenarian Brigitte Bardot. And I’m a long-time fan of co-star/housemaid-hirer Amanda Seyfried. And yes, Feig is still on the “good” side of my ledger.
I thought Sweeney was very good in White Lotus and in Reality, both HBO projects. But here, under Feig’s aegis, I realized that she is not a very strong actress. Now, if this was a tight, lighter, 90-minute film, her acting prowess might’ve made less of a difference. But this is roughshod 2 hours and 11 minutes which feels even longer, and the flaws really stand out.
The plot: Wealthy Seyfried hires down-on-her-luck Sweeney to clean her big house, watch her young daughter, and not watch her hottie husband. Well, you know what happens next. And you don’t know what happens after that. There is fun and enjoyment here (Seyfried especially gets to have a good time), which is why it’s a shame that it’s not a better-made film.
Also, it looks like Feig had a budget of about 8 dollars. There are seemingly only two police officers in Nassau County, and they show up on three different occasions. Also, my beloved Rutt’s Hutt is a setting — which earns the movie a whole additional star — but I guess it’s one of the only places they could afford to film, because it shows up in what should’ve been three separate locations: 1) Sweeney gets stopped by THOSE TWO cops for sleeping in the parking lot, and we learn she’s basically living at Rutt’s, sink-shower in the restroom and eating a burger for god’s sake instead of a ripper. Yes, I ordered a cheesesteak there, but I wasn’t in a movie! 2) We have a flashback scene where she loses a job there. 3)Seyfried and daughter plot during a meal there.
The Housemaid is supposed to be a thriller but the most shocking thing is that it’s based on a book. Wow, that must be a crappy novel!
Aquarium Playlist, 12/30/25
EPISODE #674: LIVE HIGHLIGHTS 2025
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
The Bongos — “In the Congo”
Salem 66 — “Seven Steps Down”
Vehicle Flips — “Could’ve, Should’ve”
English Beat — “Twist and Crawl”
Nicole Atkins — “Captain” [Memphis Ice version]
Men at Work — “Overkill”
Slowdive — “40 Days”
Chuck Prophet feat. ¿Qiensave? — “Sugar Into Water”
Scrawl — “Charles”
Dew Claw — “Who Knows”
Demolition String Band — “Like a Prayer”
The Damned — “Love Song”
Jill Sobule — “Love Is Never Equal”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Movie Review: The Secret Agent
4.5 stars out of 5
I saw this movie, I liked it very much, but I still I don’t know who the secret agent is. However, the star is Wagner Moura who I thought was great in Civil War and is excellent here too. It’s 1977 in Brazil, and his character Marcelo (or perhaps he is Armando) is a former professor who has become an enemy of the state during the real-life military dictatorship and political corruption. He flees to his hometown Recife where he’s sheltered by the kindly elder Dona Sebastiana (a superb Tânia Maria, oozing a good heart) in a small community of political refugees. Just as in One Battle After Another, I like the idea that there’s a secret underground network to help you out when the shit goes down. Marcelo’s young son, who he’s been unwillingly estranged from, is there being raised by his late wife’s parents, adding another emotional layer to the story.
There are some cool Lynchian touches here and also a prominent cinema, leading me to believe that writer/director Kleber Mendonça Filho (hey I got the thing under the c on my first try!) is a Filho-maker I need to check out more. He also does a skillful job slowly ratcheting up the tension as the situation becomes more dangerous for Marcelo/Armando. It’s a thinking person’s thriller.
Jack Silbert, curator