television
I Want to Replace Regis!
This morning, Regis Philbin announced that he’d be retiring from Live With Regis and Kelly at some point this year. For 28 years, he’s hosted a New York-based morning show, so this is truly the end of an era. I’m particularly saddened by the news. I watched in the very beginning, when Cyndy Garvey (ex-wife […]
Mini-Series Title Math
The Last Temptation of Christ + The Last Emperor ____________________ ?
This Guy Can’t Win
It’s bad enough that he’s the long-suffering, inferior-product-offering cable guy in the Verizon FIOS commercials…. But now, apparently, he’s dropping a pancake on the kitchen floor in an Egg McMuffin ad. Sigh.
Cone Dracula
This week on True Blood: The gang learns you can kill a vampire by driving a wooden traffic cone through its heart.



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