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Mini-Series Title Math
The Last Temptation of Christ + The Last Emperor ____________________ ?
This Guy Can’t Win
It’s bad enough that he’s the long-suffering, inferior-product-offering cable guy in the Verizon FIOS commercials…. But now, apparently, he’s dropping a pancake on the kitchen floor in an Egg McMuffin ad. Sigh.
Cone Dracula
This week on True Blood: The gang learns you can kill a vampire by driving a wooden traffic cone through its heart.
Jack Silbert, curator