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Man Cave Update

Pretty light sentences, I would say.

Deli meat

This story is not as amusing, but I’ve been waiting patiently for several years for a chance to reuse the ‘deli meat’ label. By now, you’re probably wondering, “Who is this Robert Gavin? How is he getting all of these scoops?” I’m afraid it’s simply because so many of the other reporters have been laid […]

Man cave

State: ‘Man cave’ hid drug den Two state workers suspended after officials say they got high and napped at a secret lounge instead of working By ROBERT GAVIN, Staff writer First published in print: Saturday, July 18, 2009 ALBANY — The seat of state government once launched the political careers of Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Delano […]

Intriguing

From today’s Albany (NY) Times Union: A 70-year old Chestertown man was arrested for allegedly making graffiti on an overpass on Route 9L. Police said Kenneth C. Hopper was using spray paint to write “rowlow” onto the Warren County Bike Trail overpass just before 3 pm Saturday. Hopper, a medical doctor, said that he did […]

Mirthless

Such a week. I’ve already described a mirthless luncheon (A recursive link, for you recursion fans out there). On Wednesday, it was announced that my entire office would be relocating to an industrial suburb of Albany. My commute will go from about 2.5 miles to 7.5 miles. It’s still bikeable, but most of the extra […]