3.5 stars out of 5
In late December, I saw a confusing trailer for Madame Web starring Dakota Johnson. No interest whatsoever. In late January, however, when Ms. Johnson hosted Saturday Night Live, I learned that her Madame Web character mentors Sydney Sweeney’s character. Total interest; saw the film on opening day.
This is one of those not-quite Marvel movies put out by Sony where I think they’re not allowed to say “Spider-Man”? Except the bad guy’s costume looks like a moldy Spidey suit, later they have some fun basically saying “with great responsibility comes great power,” and reading the character list at the end, I went “ohhhhhhhh.”
Being outside the MCU actually benefits this movie quite a bit. They don’t have to shoehorn in 18 cameos by other heroes, nor do you have needed to watch 15 streaming series to have any ideas what’s going on. Also, the script is bereft of groan-inducing wisecracks.
Early on, we meet paramedics Dakota Johnson and Adam Scott. It would be hard to cast two more likable actors. Johnson begins seeing snippets of the future, and doesn’t know if she has a concussion or is going nuts, etc. But soon enough she crosses path with three teenage girls, one of whom is “nerdy” Sydney Sweeney. Johnson figures out that she’s somehow connected with these young women, and also that she needs to protect them from the aforementioned Spider-Guy.
Now, this is not a great movie. Far from it. Many parts are flat-out stupid. Zosia Mamet, as the bad guy’s IT assistant, turns in one of the all-time laziest check-cashing performances; I don’t think she ever gets out of a chair. Tone-wise and production-value-wise, I was reminded of the late-90s USA Network series NightMan, which was done on the cheap likely on a Toronto soundstage. But compared to the high gloss of the true Marvel films, this was refreshing and there is decidedly less pandering to the audience. (OK, there is a little Pepsi product placement.) Compared with the somewhat similarly structured The Marvels, this is a much superior movie with a good, basic message: girls can get it done, especially when they look after each other.
Movie Review: Madame Web
Aquarium Playlist, 2/6/24
EPISODE #576: INSANE
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Young Guv — “Song About Feeling Insane”
Titus Andronicus — “Going Insane (Finish Him)”
Pale Angels — “Secretly Insane”
The Buzzcocks — “Driving You Insane”
Dinosaur Jr. — “I’m Insane”
Hallelujah the Hills — “Folk Music Is Insane”
Alicia Keys — “Is It Insane”
Sufjan Stevens — “A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons”
The Soft Boys — ”Insanely Jealous”
Kimberley Rew — “Tourists of Insanity”
Oingo Boingo — “Insanity”
Lindsey Buckingham — “Go Insane”
The MC5 — “Poison” r.i.p. Wayne Kramer
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/30/24
EPISODE #575: WINTER II
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Jeanines — “Winter in the Dark”
Jennifer O’Connor — “Winter Song”
Edward Rogers — “Building Winter”
Amor de Días — “In the Winter Sun”
Elva — “Winter Sun”
The Rolling Stones — “Winter”
Sean Kiely — “Winter Is Here”
Teen Idle — “Winter”
Cadallaca — ”Winter Storm ’98”
Mikey Erg — “Waiting Out the Winter”
Overlake — “Winter Is Why”
Broadcast — “Winter Now”
The Ladybug Transistor — “Fjords of Winter”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/23/24
EPISODE #574: THINKING ABOUT
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
David Bowie with the Lower Third — “Can’t Help Thinking About Me”
Juniper — “I Was Thinking About You”
Darren Hayman — “I Was Thinking About You”
Special Moves — “I Think About U + It Makes Me Smile”
Marvin Gaye — “Too Busy Thinking About My Baby”
Laura Cantrell — “Do You Ever Think of Me”
Waco Brothers — “Do You Think About Me?”
Incredible Casuals — “Think About Me”
Fleetwood Mac — ”Think About Me”
They Might Be Giants — “I’m All You Can Think About”
Sam Pocker — “Can’t Stop Thinking About Me”
Sunshine & The Rain — “Can’t Stop Thinking About You”
The Pastels — “Sometimes I Think About You”
Bruce Springsteen — “All I’m Thinkin’ About”
Mary Weiss — Radio Spot: Dating Courtesy Tip r.i.p.
The Shangri-Las — “Never Again”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/9/24
EPISODE #572: COVERED BY CANTRELL
Theme suggested by contest winner Charlie Birdwell.
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
George Jones — “Walk Through This World With Me”
Laura Cantrell — “Queen of the Coast”
George Usher — “Not the Tremblin’ Kind”
Emily Spray — “14th Street”
Red Simpson — “Roll, Truck, Roll”
New Order — “Love Vigilantes”
Jennifer O’Connor — “Beg or Borrow Days”
Merle Haggard & the Strangers — “High on a Hilltop”
Amy Allison — ”The Whiskey Makes You Sweeter”
Joe Flood — “All the Same to You”
Amy Rigby — “Don’t Break the Heart”
Homer Henderson — “Lee Harvey Was a Friend of Mine”
Kitty Wells — “There’s Poison in Your Heart”
Laura Cantrell — “Kitty Wells Dresses”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
Pandemic Cinema, Year 4
A chronological list of non-current or non-theatrical movies (feature length and short films) that I watched at home during the continuing COVID-19 crisis in 2023. The great majority of them were new to me.
Cleaning House (1938)
House of Dark Shadows (1970)
Night of Dark Shadows (1971)
Ventriloquist Cat (1950)
The Green Ray (1986)
The Freshman (1925)
Drag-a-Long Droopy (1954)
Mon Oncle Antoine (1971)
Thunder Road (1958)
The Counterfeit Cat (1949)
Body Double (1984)
Soup for One (1982)
Limelight (1952)
Cellbound (1955)
L’Avventura (1960)
The Winning Ticket (1938)
Contempt (1963)
Ikiru (1952)
The House of Tomorrow (1949)
Frankenstein 1970 (1958)
Lucky (2017)
Happy Birthday, Gemini (1980)
Goggle Fishing Bear (1949)
Silver Streak (1976)
Grey Gardens (1975)
Drive, He Said (1971)
Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
Bedazzled (1967)
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
Duel (extended theatrical version) (1971)
Big Wednesday (1978)
One on One (1977)
Jitterbug Follies (1939)
Little Rural Riding Hood (1949)
Give and Tyke (1957)
Innertube Antics (1944)
The Honeymoon Killers (1970)
The File on Thelma Jordon (1949)
Dear Ike: Lost Letters to a Teen Idol (2021)
Two Weeks in Another Town (1962)
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
Rope (1948)
The Naked City (1948)
The Early Bird and the Worm (1936)
Little Cheeser (1936)
Inside Daisy Clover (1965)
Libeled Lady (1936)
The Little Wise Quacker (1952)
Last Summer (1969)
Blume in Love (1973)
The Grasshopper (1970)
Corn on the Cop (1965)
Scarlet Street (1945)
Little Gravel Voice (1942)
They Live (1988)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Once Were Brothers (2019)
To Be or Not To Be (1942)
Get To Know Your Rabbit (1972)
Reality (2023)
They Drive by Night (1940)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter (1968)
Freebie and the Bean (1974)
The Old Mill Pond (1936)
What! No Beer? (1933)
The Secret Fury (1950)
Escape From New York (1981)
The Dippy Diplomat (1945)
The Ostrich Egg and I (1956)
Flea for Two (1955)
The Loan Stranger (1942)
Eggnapper (1961)
The Dog That Cried Wolf (1953)
The Redwood Sap (1951)
Shag (1988)
The Wrong Man (1956)
Rattlers (1976)
I Never Sang for My Father (1970)
Fury (1936)
Pipe Dreams (1938)
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar (2023)
The Swan (2023)
The Rat Catcher (2023)
Poison (2023)
Dressed to Kill (1980)
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
Who Killed Who? (1943)
The Unwelcome Guest (1945)
Village of the Damned (1960)
Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)
The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming (1966)
Monsieur Verdoux (1947)
The Incident (1967)
Shanks (1974)
Beer and Pretzels (1933)
Albert Brooks: Defending My Life (2023)
Why Worry? (1923)
Horror of Dracula (1958)
Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain (2023)
The Pups’ Christmas (1936)
Gave up on:
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Every Man for Himself (1980)
The Wild Party (1975)
Pandemic Cinema, year 1
Pandemic Cinema, year 2
Pandemic Cinema, year 3
My Highly Subjective List of the Best Films of 2023
Over the past couple of months I’ve noticed people in pajamas at the movie theater. At first I was annoyed (“People used to dress for Broadway!”), but I suppose whatever gets people to the cinema these days is OK by me. And I dare say that crowds are slowly returning even though A) films are jumping to streaming very quickly and B) many movies are freakishly long these days, and most simply aren’t good enough to fill those bloated running times. Anyway, here’s my annual recap of the films I thought were best last year, with the caveats that I didn’t see everything I wanted to, and, I might like something you didn’t and vice versa and we’re both right.
10) Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Lots of early exposition and character intros, but when this movie finally starts to soar, it never looks back. Phoebe Waller-Bridge adds smarts and spunk to the crew, but it’s Harrison Ford who truly knows how to play the older Indy — knowing what’s important in life, and mourning what he’s lost. With 40+ years as a fan under my belt, I was very satisfied, and ultimately in tears.
9) Infinity Pool David Cronenberg’s son Brandon shows he’s a chip off the old creepy block. Alexander Skarsgård sneaks away from a tropical resort, runs into trouble with the island law enforcement, and… things get majorly f’d up. There is wonderfully disturbing content (almost too much), insane visuals, hallucinatory freakouts, ultraviolence, scary shit, all dancing around some heady ethical questions.
8) Beau Is Afraid In approximately 3 hours (uggh!), Ari Aster takes us from a dark comedy to a middle-class satire to an ethereal epic quest and beyond. If there’s a plot, it’s that OCD-troubled Beau (the great Joaquin Phoenix) must overcome his fears and anxieties to find his mom. It is sharp and surprising throughout, at times approaching perfect filmmaking, but can’t quite maintain its heady brilliance over (uggh!) 3 hours.
7) Barbie It takes a while to rev up, but Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach subversively explore the very complicated, genuine world of gender roles, misogyny, self-esteem, capitalism, inclusion, and much more and wrap it all in pink. Margot Robbie was born to play Barbie, Ryan Gosling is hilarious as Ken, but America Ferrera steals the show with a monologue on the countless contradictions society is continually forcing on women.
6) Have You Got It Yet? The Story of Syd Barrett and Pink Floyd They could make a documentary about the making of this documentary. The process began with Pink Floyd album designer Storm Thorgerson interviewing the surviving band members, as well as family, old friends, and notable fans. (His close relationship with the band granted him easy access.) Ah, but Thorgerson died in 2013, not before passing the torch to associate Roddy Bogowa. The long-gestating result is a definitive look at damaged genius Syd Barrett as well as a story of creativity, self-discovery, commerce, well-being, regret, and friendships.
5) Ferrari He’s got a fast car, but is it fast enough that he can fly way? Veteran director Michael Mann focuses on the challenging year of 1957 for Enzo Ferrari, confidently portrayed by Adam Driver. He is the beloved, worshipped “comandante” in his factory town, but can he keep his empire together, financially and personally? A lot depends on his wife and business partner Laura, via an unflinching performance from Penélope Cruz. Oh, and of course the racing scenes are completely thrilling.
4) Asteroid City Though Wes Anderson continues to experiment within the cinematic medium (here, it’s a story within a story), he still loves to surprise and delight us, and does so in a big way in this totally fun movie. Yes, there’s some serious stuff too — grief and recovery, parents and children — but mostly it’s zaniness, cool sets, gadgets, old-timey signs… details, details, details! And deadpan performances from Wes’s regular players: Jason Schwartzmann, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, Jeff Goldblum, etc. etc.
3) Godzilla Minus One Heading to the theater, I didn’t guess this would be in the upper reaches of my top films; I just love me some Godzilla! Recent American reboots have likely lowered my expectations for the Big Guy. But Japan’s Toho Studios show us how it’s done, crafting a movie that’s equally thrilling/terrifying and truly effecting, in its handling of guilt, PTSD, and makeshift families.
2) May December Director Todd Haynes employs his skewed, soft, beautiful take on filmmaking to humanize a tabloid tale while delving into issues of identity. Newcomer Samy Burch handed in a layered, emotionally complex script. And we expect top-rate performances from Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman, but Charles Melton is the real pleasant surprise here.
1) Killers of the Flower Moon Martin Scorsese recruited his most trusted associates — Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro — to help shine a spotlight on a shameful, forgotten moment in American history. Lily Gladstone, playing the real-life Osage woman Mollie at the center of the tragedy, more than holds her own with the acting greats. The result is exquisite filmmaking — with lessons on greed and prejudice that unfortunately still resonate loudly today — from a true master of the medium.
Honorable mentions: Napoleon, Evil Dead Rise, The Elephant 6 Recording Co.
Worst movie: The Marvels. Second place: Ant-Man and The Wasp—Quantumania. Noticing a trend here?
New releases I saw this year: 33 (including 2 foreign films from 2022 not included in last year’s ratings: the truly excellent, highly recommended The Quiet Girl, and the very good, nuanced thriller The Night of the 12th.)
My best-of lists from: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017/16, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
You can check out all my movie reviews by clicking here.
Aquarium Playlist, 1/2/24
EPISODE #571: LIVE HIGHLIGHTS 2023
Elvis Costello & the Attractions — “I Hope You’re Happy Now” [ALTERNATE THEME]
Antietam — “Orange Song”
The Ekphrastics — “A Painter of Mild Renown”
Megan Reilly — “Love Was a Dream”
Spiritualized — “Let It Bleed (for Iggy)”
Tsunami — “Beauty pt. II”
Bob Mould — “Next Generation”
Vintage Crop — “Hold the Line”
The Bug Club — “Marriage”
Lotion — ”Tear”
King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) — “As I Walked Thru Queens”
Lewsberg — “Communion”
Generifus — “Didn’t Even Look at the Mountain”
The Handsome Family — “Far From Any Road”
Jack Silbert proudly records the Aquarium podcast in Hoboken, NJ.
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