These brown bucks were made for walking, so that’s just what I did. In honor of Frank Sinatra’s upcoming 100th birthday, I took the Hoboken Historical Museum’s self-guided Sinatra walking tour. And, shockingly enough, I wrote up my humorous observations for the December issue of hMAG.
I didn’t write this one.
But I took the photo! Look, I got a credit and everything.
My Internet Radio Playlist, 12/1/15
EPISODE #209: 4TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL (RADIO VOL. IV)
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
1910 Fruitgum Company — “Play Our Song Mr. Music Man”
Ex Hex — “Radio On”
Joni Mitchell — “Turn Me On I’m a Radio”
The Secrets* — “Get Your Radio”
Hefner — “The Greater London Radio”
Doug Paisley — “Radio Girl”
The Roadside Graves — “Radio”
Steve Fisk — “Donna Summer on the Radio”
The Beach Boys — “That’s Why God Made the Radio”
X — “Unheard Music”
Marc Ribot — “Radio”
Mirah — “Radiomind”
Bruce Springsteen — “Radio Nowhere”
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 12/1/15, 10:00-11:05 a.m. eastern time
Movie Review: The Peanuts Movie
3 stars out of 5
I’ve devoted an awful lot of my life to Peanuts. As long as I can remember, we had a Happiness Is a Warm Puppy book at home. And then of course I was a devoted comics-section reader, so there was Peanuts every day, and the TV specials. Also as a kid, I read the Charlie Brown & Charlie Schulz biography. In 1991, at age 22, I clipped out a Peanuts strip and have kept it with me ever since. When Schulz announced his retirement at the end of 1999, I doubled down. I bought the Peanuts 2000 collection of the final year’s strips. In 2004, I began reading Fantagraphics’ loving reprints of the entire series, a 12.5-year process. (I’m a volume behind right now, but will catch up over the holidays.) And in 2008, I read David Michaelis’s definitive biography.
So sure, I was excited about a Peanuts movie.
Excited and nervous. Because people are always ruining shit. “Modernizing.” Or often just missing the point.
I’m happy to report that The Peanuts Movie doesn’t disgrace the franchise. It’s a enjoyable-enough film that the family can watch together. There are no fart jokes or rapping chipmunks. Us older folks can say, “Oh there’s that character” and feel nostalgic. Young kids may be inspired to dig deeper into Peanuts lore, and that’s a good thing.
But you don’t really get much more than that, which is a shame.
Let’s start with the positives, though. The Peanuts Movie stays true to the environment we’re accustomed to, of rotary phones and manual typewriters and Vince Guaraldi piano music. There are a couple of “modern” songs but they don’t distract too much. Because movies need lots of characters, we get some minor, semi-forgotten individuals from the Peanuts universe: Violet, Patty, and Shermy. And the film looks good — it has a nice, clean, bright appearance. The only really troubling visual is Linus’s hair — it was never meant to be seen in 3-D.
Now, there are ultimately two Peanuts. From reading the strips, and Michaelis’s biography, it’s clear that Schulz was a dark, dark motherf’er. Charlie Brown can’t win. And that is the true brilliance of Peanuts, and why it lasted half a century. Life is rotten and Schulz understood that. Ah, but then there was the promotional Peanuts. Games and toys and dolls and advertisements etc. etc. etc. And if you’re trying to get the average person to part with their hard-earned money, depression is not the way to go. So we got a kinder, gentler Charlie Brown.
The movie certainly leans in that direction. Bad things happen to Charlie, but he bust out a stupid smile afterwards. Everything’s OK!
There are plot problems too. Way too much time is devoted to a repetitive Snoopy vs. The Red Baron subplot. This feels manipulative: It’s a 3-D movie so we’ll show zooming planes every chance we get. In the main plot — Charlie Brown pursuing the Little Red-Haired Girl — there is a weird, clumsy jump from winter to the last day of school. (Oh, and all the kids are in the same class, which doesn’t make sense, because they’re different ages.)
Then there’s the climax. Without giving any spoilers, Schulz would have never, ever written it this way. So, when all was said and done, I was disappointed with The Peanuts Movie. Of course, Charlie Brown is the patron saint of disappointment, so maybe that was there point all along?
Movie Review: Room
4.5 stars out of 5
My cousin Nancy sent me a text a couple of days ago: “Seen Room? Best movie of the year.” OK, I was thinking of going to the movies today anyway, so based on Nancy’s recommendation, Room leapfrogged over two other films at the theater that I also want to see: Spotlight and Brooklyn. (Remember when movies had multi-word titles? I digress.)
I knew very little about Room prior to seeing it. I knew that the outstanding young talent Brie Larson was the star. (Have you seen Short Term 12? See Short Term 12.) And I knew it was about a mother and son in a room. If this is all you know as well, let me say this: Don’t read another word of this review; just trust my cousin Nancy: It is, so far, the best movie of the year. So go see Room. Let it unfold, and surprise you, and envelop you.
OK, who’s left still reading this? Because I’m happy to ramble on some more, sure. The basic story: Brie Larson plays a young woman who has been abducted and locked in a shed. She now has a 5-year-old son, Jack, as a result of being raped by her captor. But we don’t deal with the horror of this situation right away. Because people adjust and adapt, and parents take care of their children, and somehow we carry on. So we see mother and son exercising, eating, learning and laughing, playing and sleeping, looking up at the skylight. Jack has a lively imagination — he is 5, after all — and the room that they’re trapped in is, for him, a magical place. It’s all he knows, so his mind tries to make sense of the very limited world around him.
But the more we the viewers know, and the more inquisitive Jack discovers — he is 5, after all — Mom’s carefully constructed fiction starts to crack at the seams. We meet the abductor, played by Sean Bridgers, who is the creepy Trey Willis on TV’sRectify. He’s creepier here, certainly. Mom can’t take very much more; something’s gotta give.
(This would be another fine opportunity to stop reading the review.)
They get out. But then this new chapter of Mom and Jack’s life is very difficult to navigate, for the both of them. You know how Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt took that real-life Ohio abduction story and gave it a light comic twist? Room is a much darker, lonelier version, and who among us is truly unbreakable?
Maybe hand the Oscar to Brie Larson right now? She is that good. Alternately showing remarkable strength, and fear, and utter despair, and so much caring. It’s a remarkable performance. And matching her every step of the way is young Jacob Tremblay as Jack. He’s always believable whether it’s wonder, stubbornness, terror, innocence, or whatever else he needs to convey.
Joan Allen is Mom’s mom, and she’s tremendous too — struggling to hold a family together. I haven’t seen my old favorite William H. Macy in a while — he’s been in that U.S. Shameless guy and I liked the British one — so it’s nice to have him around as dad, now divorced from Joan Allen. (The world keeps spinning.) But I was even more impressed by Canadian actor Tom McCamus as Leo, Joan Allen’s boyfriend and Jack’s surrogate grandpa. Gentle compassion oozes out of this guy.
Like I said, I didn’t know what to expect from Room. Would it be a thriller? And there’s a taste of that here, for sure — a psychological thriller. But Room is so much more. It’s about parents and children, and influence, growing, changing, standing still, coping, the worst and the best of us, and survival in every sense of the word. A serious tip of the cap to everyone involved in the filmmaking process, especially director Lenny Abrahamson and novelist/screenwriter Emma Donoghue. They keep it as real and as stark as can be — totally unflinching. The movie devastated me twice — once in the middle, and again at the end, big time. Ultimately, I feel like Room is about love and caring, which are sometimes all around us, and sometimes in pretty short supply. When you find it, hold on tight.
I’ve Been Blurbed!
Remember my review of The American Side last year? Well, I’ve been blurbed in their Kickstarter campaign video! OK, sure, I’m one of few who’s had a chance to see the completed film thus far. But it is getting a theatrical release in the spring, and you can help get it onto more screens! Go team!
My Internet Radio Playlist, 11/24/15
EPISODE #208: BLACK FRIDAY
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Steely Dan — “Black Friday”
Darren Hanlon — “Buy Me Presents”
Tom Waits — “Step Right Up”
The Mountain Goats — “Estate Sale Sign”
The Smiths — “Shoplifters of the World Unite”
The Mommyheads — “At the Mall”
David Torn — “At the Mall”
Amy Allison — “Garden State Mall”
Terry Malts — “Mall Dreams”
The Coasters — “Shoppin’ for Clothes”
The Undertones — “Window Shopping for New Clothes”
Hank Williams — “Window Shopping”
Pianosaurus — “Thriftshoppin'”
Velodrome 2000 — “Charity Shopping”
Darren Hayman — “January Sales”
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 11/24/15, 10:00-11:15 a.m. eastern time
My Internet Radio Playlist, 11/17/15
EPISODE #207: PEACE
in solidarity with Paris
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Stade de France crowd, 2007 Rugby World Cup — “Le Marseillaise”
Wire — “Dot Dash”
Ya’akov Silbert — “Peace”
Los Lobos — “Peace”
Hot Chocolate Band — “Give Peace a Chance”
Portastatic — “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding”
Elvis Costello and the Attractions — “Peace in Our Time”
Golden Grrrls — “Wrld Peace”
Belle & Sebastian — “Today (This Army’s for Peace)”
Northern Picture Library — “Paris”
Joni Mitchell — “Free Man in Paris”
George Harrison — “Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)”
Paul McCartney — “Pipes of Peace”
John Lennon — “Give Peace a Chance”
Nick Lowe — “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding” [acoustic]
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 11/17/15, 10:00-11:15 a.m. eastern time


Jack Silbert, curator