I’ve been a fan of the band Life in a Blender for about 20 years. But for most of that stretch I did not know that they formed—30 years ago—right in Jersey City! Here’s an interview with their singer/songwriter Don Rauf that I conducted for the Jersey City Independent, for the band’s “homecoming” show at the Historic Jersey City & Harsimus Cemetery. Death in a Blender!
Movie Review: Irrational Man
4 stars out of 5
Every time Woody Allen makes a movie, I go see that movie, and I tend to enjoy them. If that makes me an irrational man in your eyes, so be it. This time around, I was really impressed that, despite the comforting presence of many Allen touchstones, he was still able to come up with something new and entertaining.
I’d label Irrational Man a “light drama.” It deals with some heavy topics, sure, but I was smiling all the way through. A bouncy jazz-piano score nudged me in that direction as well.
Once again, Woody has allowed me to take a little air-conditioned summer vacation. This year, he sends us to Newport, Rhode Island. Joaquin Phoenix, as a disheveled, joyless philosophy professor, has shown up to teach the summer semester at a fictional well-regarded college. Woody seems to like asking the Big Questions these days, so why not bring in a philosophy professor to do the heavy lifting, right? (The movie starts with a quote from Immanuel Kant, fer crissakes.)
Is there a younger woman? Sure there is. But it’s college, so, not too random. For the second consecutive Woody summer release, we get Emma Stone, who I believe I’ve mentioned once or twice or 58 times that I’m a fan of.
And the topic here is, can philosophy really pan out in the real world? Can Phoenix commit an immoral act in the name of morality? In the process, can he regain his joie de vivre? And what about that beer gut?
This all plays out on a background on garden-variety immorality: an inappropriate student/teacher relationship (Phoenix is broken and Stone feels she can fix him), an age-appropriate relationship with fellow professor Parker Posey who is of course cheating on her husband, and an overheard conversation of a custody battle and a judge playing favorites.
There are laughs, but generally pretty subtle. Stone delivers a “shingles” punchline that I could hear Woody delivering, but she undersells the line, and it still works.
One thing I noted: I think Woody might have the middle class confused with the upper middle class. Stone is presented as down-to-earth, but there are piano recitals and a horse stable and her friend’s folks are art collectors. I’m guessing Woody doesn’t go slumming too often.
Still, the guy can still construct a solid script, well plotted out with some laughing and some thinking, and he knows how to direct top-flight talent, and he’s not trying to accomplish too much. Yup, I liked this one too.
What Else Happens One Hour After Drinking a Can of Coke
Going viral today: a breakdown of what happens to your body in the 60 minutes after you drink a can of Coca-Cola. But due to space limitations, they weren’t able to list all the things that happen. As a public service, Salt in Wound is happy to provide this additional information.
—You see “A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney” if you started drinking the Coke at the beginning of 60 Minutes (oh wait Andy Rooney is dead).
—You become pregnant.
—You slap forehead and say “I should’ve had a V-8!”
—You age one hour.
—Your heart grows three sizes (Grinch only).
—Clarence Thomas makes an inappropriate comment about a pubic hair.
—You get the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.
—Discovery of soggy Cracker Jack prize.
—You get a nickel (California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, New York, Vermont) or a dime (Michigan).
—Your glasses are ready at LensCrafters.
—You think, “Man, that Coke I drank an hour ago sure was delicious and refreshing.”
My Internet Radio Playlist, 7/28/15
EPISODE #191: THE SEA
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
The Hi-Life Companion — “Meet Me at the Pier”
Brian Wilson with Blondie Chaplin and Al Jardine — “Sail Away”
Colin Clary — “Atlantic Ocean”
The Operators — “Across the Ocean”
Optiganally Yours — “Oar”
Bobby Darin — “Beyond the Sea”
Phil Phillips — “Sea of Love”
William & Versey Smith — “When That Great Ship Went Down”
Howard Seratt — “Make Room in the Lifeboat for Me”
Lyle Lovett — “If I Had a Boat”
M. Ward — “Big Boat”
The La’s — “Liberty Ship”
Butterglory — “The Captain Stood Sturdy”
The Mekons — “Shanty”
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 7/28/15, 10:00-11:10 a.m. eastern time
Differences on Kepler 452b
Today, NASA announced the discovery of Kepler 452b, a planet 1,400 light-years away, which orbits a Sun-like star in 385 days. Kepler 452b is very similar to Earth in many regards, except for the following….
• Nobody there says “crushing it.”
• Orange juice is blue.
• Pin the Tail on the Donkey is an Olympic sport.
• Jay-Z only has 98 problems.
• Earth Day is called Kepler 452b Day.
• Bendy straws make a little accordion noise when bent.
• On December 26, somebody always says, “Only 384 shopping days till Christmas.”
• Every once in a while, someone there refuses to give up on their dreams but then never actually accomplishes those dreams.
• U.S. Surgeon General Kevin Federline
• The Boston Red Sox are in second-to-last place.
Build a Better Railyard?
Today on hMAG.com, I have an article about the redevelopment of the NJ Transit terminal and railyard in Hoboken. Specifically, I cover an alternate plan for this project drawn up by the nonprofit Fund for a Better Waterfront.
My Internet Radio Playlist, 7/21/15
EPISODE #190: PLANETS
A tribute to NASA’s New Horizons Pluto fly-by.
The Who — “Happy Jack” [THEME]
Elvis Presley — “Milky White Way”
The Beach Boys — “Solar System”
The Apples in Stereo — “Strange Solar System”
Teenage Fanclub — “Planets”
They Might Be Giants — “Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas)”
Los Straitjackets — “Mercury”
The Rezillos — “Destination Venus”
Duran Duran — “Planet Earth”
The Lucksmiths — “Mars”
The A-Bones — “Jupiter Bulldog”
Sun Ra & his Astro-Intergalactic Infinity Arkestra — “Journey to Saturn”
Man or Astro-Man? — “Transmissions From Uranus”
Glenn Tilbrook — “Neptune”
Clare & the Reasons — “Pluto”
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 7/21/15, 10:00-11:00 a.m. eastern time
Shedding Light on the Light Horse
Here’s an article I wrote about the Light Horse Tavern for the Jersey City Independent. That Paulus Hook neighborhood is pretty snazzy!
My Internet Radio Playlist, 7/7/15
EPISODE #188: CASEY KASEM TRIBUTE 2015
“The New Scooby-Doo Movies” [ALTERNATE THEME]
Chuck Berry — “My Ding-a-Ling” [Billboard No. 1, 10/21/72 – 10/28/72]
The Temptations — “Papa Was a Rolling Stone” [No. 1, 12/2/72]
Billy Paul — “Me and Mrs. Jones” [No. 1, 12/16/72 – 12/23/72]
Paul McCartney & Wings — “My Love” [No. 1, 6/2/73 – 6/23/73]
Marvin Gaye — “Let’s Get It On” [No. 1, 9/8/73 and 9/22/73]
The Rolling Stones — “Angie” [No. 1, 10/20/73]
Ringo Starr — “Photograph” [No. 1, 11/24/73]
Terry Jacks — “Seasons in the Sun” [No. 1, 3/2/74 – 3/16/74]
Blue Swede — “Hooked on a Feeling” [No. 1, 4/6/74]
Leonard Cohen — “Nevermind” [long-distance dedication]
Dionne Warwick and the Spinners — “Then Came You” [No. 1, 10/26/74]
John Lennon — “Whatever Gets You Thru the Night” [No. 1, 11/16/74]
Frankie Valli — “My Eyes Adored You” [No. 1, 3/22/75]
Earth Wind & Fire — “Shining Star” [No. 1, 5/25/75]
broadcast live from Hoboken, NJ, on “Jack’s Aquarium”
Tuesday, 7/7/15, 10:00-11:10 a.m. eastern time
Jack Silbert, curator