1. Reboot the show 24.
2. Resole my Reebok ReBoots.
3. Start a 501c3PO non-profit for androids.
4. Publish subjective book about famous telescopes, In My Hubble Opinion.
5. Write bucket list. First item: Buy bucket.
6. Give up obsession with taking 10,000 steps a day with help from a 12-step program.
7. Buy an electric car, which will look cool with my electric trains.
8. Next time fisticuffs seem imminent, explain that I’m a lover, not a fighter. Whoops, typo, I meant loser.
9. Reunite Hall & Oates. Failing that, team up Daryl Hall and Joyce Carol Oates.
10. Finish my softcore multiple-marriage screenplay, Big Bigger Bigamist.
11. Withdraw from weightlifting competition at the 2024 Olympics; enter weight-loss competition at the 2024 Ozempics.
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Jack Silbert, curator