1. Do much, much better job camouflaging my drones.
2. Take Godzilla to his old stomping grounds.
3. Mount my new musical Rodgers & Hammer Time!
4. Be ready when push notifications come to shove notifications.
5. Make sure I’m well-rested before beginning any prZzzzzzzzzzzz…..
6. After Robert Kennedy Jr. ravages the U.S. health system, pitch new designer clothing line “Polio by Ralph Lauren.”
7. Be more present and/or buy more presents.
8. Finally forgive myself for not making some sort of joke in 2010 comparing Lady Gaga’s meat dress to a “skirt steak.”
9. To allow A.I. to generate a satirical list of “resolutions” to accomplish in the following calendar year would be unethical even if very difficult to detect shazbot.
10. Always take the high road. Except in races to Scotland.
11. Help the underserved, protect the environment, fight discrimination, and be prepared to assist any group, organization, person, place, or thing hurt by new or eliminated federal policies, because not everything in 2025 will be a laughing matter.
• My resolutions for 2024
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• My resolutions for 2022
• My resolutions for 2021
• My resolutions for 2020
• My resolutions for 2019
• My resolutions for 2018
• My resolutions for 2017
• My resolutions for 2016
• My resolutions for 2015
• My resolutions for 2014
• My resolutions for 2013
• My resolutions for 2012
being underrated is overrated
Jack Silbert, curator